More Redneck Shenanigans and Miracles

Howdy yall, this email is going to be a bit different, I have been super busy this week and I have barely made time to write in my journal, so yall are getting a week of miracles. So sit back, grab a BOOK OF MORMON, and read it when your done reading about this week's shenanigans. So first I want to tell you about this transfer so far. So I think I said this last week, but I'm whitewashing. Which means both me and my companion are new to the area. And typically when you whitewash an area, it's already set up and ready to go. But this time it's different, you see we are in a “Brand new area”. Meaning that this area used to be double covered with another area, but it's no longer that. It's just single covered now, and so that's always fun. But what makes this transfer so much fun, is currently we don't have a SIM card. So we have no way to contact anyone, no phone number attached to us, and no WIFI. Your probably asking yourself, “Well how does that affe...